Smile Aid

You too can make a Smile Aid…

Just get 2 elastic bands (or one long one) and Two paperclips…

Hey Presto!

You’re happy!

Lewis?

Hijinks on a Thursday this time!

What are Kaz and Amy up to now!?!

Perverts!

Dragonforce!

Yes?

I’ve had it up to here with migets!

D’ye get it?

Buddy Holly

AKA Charles Hardin Holley

All my life I’ve been kissing,

Your left tit,

‘Cos the right one’s missin’

Oh Boy!

What would make you feel worse?

If someone called you a

a) Wank

b) Cunt

c) Twit

d) Fucker

Now give it some serious thought. I’ll accept nothing but essay answers. Unless you’re funny.

DANGER!

This message may self distruct in 10 seconds… If you’ve bought a Dell notebook.

Jesus Mothering Fuck

I was a a party at the weekend and was introduced to a dude who claimed his name was Justin Time… after a disbelieving stare he produced all kinds of I.D. including bank cards and shit… now I’m not saying that it couldn’t have been a really elaborate joke, but it did seem likely.

All I could think was that I wanted to meet his Ma and Da and shake their hands. But then again, with a sense of humour like that, they’re probably evil masterminds and fight cunts like James Bond and Superman on a daily basis.

Now I’m wondering why I didn’t ask if Justin Time had any super powers. I missed a trick there! 

Hijinks on a Friday

What are Kaz and Amy up to?