World Cup 2006 The form seems obvious by now and I'd be willing to bet my life that Argentina will win the world cup hands down…
Archive for June, 2006
World Cup 2006
June 19, 2006What was he thinking!
June 13, 2006My mate was going to the shops to get supplies for the watching of the football…
Gotta Love the World Cup! Mon the Trinidad and Tobago!
He was told to get me Irn Bru and instead he got me Tizer! What a doss cunt!
"Ach, they're the same thing!" He protested!
"Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!" I replied!
Traveling Salesman
June 10, 2006One day a traveling salesman knocked the door of a house and this wee boy answers the door wearing womens lingerie, smoking a fat cigar and drinking a snifter of brandy.
"Err," Stammers the salesman "is your Mother home?"
"What the FUCK do you think?" Replys the kid.
Friday Joke!
June 2, 2006A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a Drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
