I started a diet in January and I've put on a stone! Pie Eater! Fat Bastard!
What am I having for lunch?
Soup?
Health foods?
No.
Sausage rolls and cakes? Why yes! How did you Guess?
I was just at the doctors this week getting my blood pressure checked and now I'm eating fatty foods and refined sugar!
Ya Beautie!
G'on Yersel Mick!
I’ve got a busy weekend planned. It’s lucky that it’s a bank holiday on Monday so that I can get some time to recover in peace.
Friday is a works doo at Jongleurs comedy for all, free drink, and free grub… Pretty cool. Then after that I’m gonna have to hook up with my mate John (see below) as he’s heading back to Australia. He’s been living there for a year and is over for a couple of weeks holiday, but he’ll be heading down to Leeds to see some of his buddies from Yorkshire. He’s been sorely missed for the last year and it’s gonna be horrible saying goodbye to him again, not that I’ll let him know that.
Saturday is a mate from works stag doo… starting roughly at 1400hrs at the cinema for X-Men3, then food, and (obviously) hunners of booze.
I’ll have to cut that one short though as I’ve got tickets to go and see Down at Glasgow’s ABC
I’ll be half dead after that but still have to got to Glasgow’s Soundhaus to see my old mate Neil play a live techno set and get up to some mad shenanigans with all my mates.
Then Sunday I’m finally about to get a chance to catch up with Rhiannon, my fiancé. We’re gonna grab a bite to eat somewhere and then go and see Dylan Moran at Glasgow’s Playhouse Theatre. More comedy! Yay!
I think I’ll die of exhaustion on Monday. At least I’ll die happy.
Now the header is the colour of the upper half of a shark (see below)
For months the header of my blog has been the colours of rhubarb rock! I can't tell you how much that stuff reminds me of being young…
But I'm fed up with the colour scheme… I'm changing it to something else now…
Eh?
My mate Kean wrote something about this… I found it on the web here which is nice.
I found this too…
HAMISH MACDONELL SCOTTISH POLITICAL EDITOR
UNISON, Scotland's main public sector union, will hit back today at reports that Scotland's reliance on the public sector was harming economic potential.
The union is publishing a report which will claim that Scotland's big public sector was a driver of economic growth and not an inhibitor.
Clearly stung by a series of recent reports showing how Scotland is relying more and more on the public sector, with one in four workers employed by the state, UNISON has decided to take the argument to its critics.
Matt Smith, UNISON's Scottish Secretary, said: "UNISON has long been clear that the public sector is an important driver of the Scottish economy, rather than the drain that the CBI and the Chair of Scottish Enterprise claim, and no evidence has ever been advanced to back up their case.
"UNISON therefore commissioned independent research to investigate the evidence.
"It found that not only was there little or no evidence to back the 'crowding-out' theory, but on the contrary the public sector had a key role to play in promoting many aspects of economic growth."
The research was carried out by Dr Andy Cumbers and Kean Birch of the Centre for Public Policy for Regions, a joint research initiative of Glasgow and Strathclyde Universities.
He's quite obviously a geek of the highest level!
My mate's name is Richard Locke… he's gonna have to turn pro-westler with the Dick Lock being his special move!
Like so…
My mate Tom is the fattest guy in the god damn world…
American's don't have a patch on him. It's like, you know the fattest guy you know, and the second fattest, and the third fattest and so on till it's every single fat person you know. And all the babies you've ever seen. And one of those butter mountains ye hear about.
Well… Imagine someone who's eaten all of them and you'd be close to comprehending just how fat Tom Osman is!
Man he fat!
Ugly Bastard
I thought I'd publish some of my songs/poem… pretentious or what!?!
This first one is about murderous thoughts, revenge, hopeless pleadings to a god, love, deceit, guilt and evidence.
It's called…
Hammer In The River
The silent things we each enjoy,
Things that raise our soul,
Secret pleasure, absolute,
Things no one else know,
And she says “He was for my escape that night,
And while you wait for me,
Blow out the candle,
Inhale the smoke”
I regret the memory.
And I knew what I saw,
And I thought I’d seen it all
But now I know
Help me Lord
I should have done this long before.
Almighty turn a blind eye
The same way that I did
I lost myself
The violence
My pain I tried to rid
A shallow bed to rest her head
A conscience left ignored
Red handed she lied to my face
More than my honour could afford
And I know what I’ve done
And I thought I’d done it all
But now I know
Help me Lord
I should have done this
Long
Before
It's Bono from U2's birthday today… who cares!
Remember when they mistakenly made him Pope! What a Laugh that was!
